Standard Tulips

I never really liked Tulips.

Tulips seemed to be the Poodle of flowers. But then we de-linearized the Tulips that we inherited when we bought our house. We also never touched them again, so they've turned into clusters as they procreated. At first I thought... cool, feral tulips. They're big and mean and surrounded by their babies. But then I remembered that Standard Poodles are pretty cool too. It wasn't the Tulip that I didn't like. It was the people who oppressed the Tulip into some sort of unnatural order....